2.08 - Trident: Wild Blueberry Twist

Well, I don't know how many times gum can really disappoint people, but we are finding a lot more we don't like, than we do like. Here is this pathetic attempt from Trident.



Participating in this review: Jay, Kevin, Dan, & Adam. Special guest reviewer: Chromer.

Flavor Longevity: 3.00
Jay - 2
Kevin - 3
Dan - 4
Adam - 4
Chromer - 2

Comments:
"Flavor from the gum goes really fast. The flavor hangs out as it coats your mouth."
"Unfortunately, it lasts a while. Not sure if it merely imprinted its vile taste onto my taste buds, or that my brain can’t forget evil."
"Which is not a good thing here, like others, I wish the taste would disappear sooner."
"It did not last very long (Thanks be to above)."



Taste: 1.20
Jay - 2
Kevin - 1
Dan - 1
Adam - 1
Chromer - 1

Comments:
"The flavor smells like fruit loops, but tastes like moldy fruit loops."
"There is a nasty metallic under-taste...yuck...couldn’t get it out of my mouth soon enough. Off to the doctor to be tested for heavy metal poisoning."
"Putrid. First thought was, “I sure hope the Longevity score is low, because this is awful”."
"The taste of this was just horrible."
"This gum makes me wonder who is fired over at Trident corp."



Flavor Strength: 3.00
Jay - 1
Kevin - 2
Dan - 4
Adam - 3
Chromer - 5

Comments:
"Too strong for a gum of this type."
"This is not a good thing."
"The flavor was ridiculously strong at first, I could smell it before I even unwrapped it."



Texture & Consistency: 2.20
Jay - 3
Kevin - 2
Dan - 1
Adam - 2
Chromer - 3

Comments:
"Too small of a piece, like all other Tridents."
"Who cares when the gum sucks this bad?"
"Right down the middle, Trident is too small to begin with, but the consistency is average."



Refreshment: 1.00
Jay - 1
Kevin - 1
Dan - 1
Adam - 1
Chromer - 1

Comments:
"As tasty as Fruit Loops are, you know how your mouth feels after eating a bowl of Fruit Loops with Milk, and then drinking the Milk? Yeah, it is kinda like that."
"As refreshing as pulling out a stick of warm, brown, juicy crap and chewing on said stick of crap. Unless you’re into that sort of thing."
"It refreshes me like sand."



Overall Score: 2.08