2.64 - Wrigley's Orbit: Pina Colada

Ah yes...sunshine, sand, sun-tan lotion, women in bikinis, buff shirtless surfer dudes, coconut, rum, and good times. All the stuff that a good Pina Colada brings. However, when you try to capture all of that into a gum, well, let's just say it isn't that easy.



Participating in this review: Jay, Kevin, Dan, & Adam. Special guest reviewer: Chromer.


Flavor Longevity: 3.80
Jay - 3
Kevin - 3
Dan - 5
Adam - 3
Chromer - 5

Comments:
"Descent, but nothing spectacular."
"Sadly, this is long lasting"
"Even after you spit this out, the taste is still in your mouth. Problem is, the taste sucks."
"The flavor held on for a really long time."



Taste: 1.80
Jay - 3
Kevin - 1
Dan - 1
Adam - 1
Chromer - 3

Comments:
"It was okay. It tasted like coconut, but I really missed the Rum taste."
"(singing) “If you like Pina Coladas…”, then don’t chew this gum. It will ruin your enjoyment of Pina Coladas forever."
"It really is just terrible."
"When I smelled it I didn’t want to taste it, but the taste is much better than the smell."



Flavor Strength: 3.40
Jay - 2
Kevin - 3
Dan - 5
Adam - 3
Chromer - 4

Comments:
"The flavor was weaker than seven days."
"Again, not a good thing."
"This is a strong ass piece of gum!"



Texture & Consistency: 2.20
Jay - 2
Kevin - 1
Dan - 4
Adam - 2
Chromer - 2

Comments:
"As usual, too small."
"The gum it quite hard at first, then gets soft and is easier to chew."
"Was hard at first (never a good thing with gum) then it was too mushy."



Refreshment: 2.00
Jay - 3
Kevin - 1
Dan - 1
Adam - 1
Chromer - 4

Comments:
"Not great, but there is a minty undertone that helped out."
"Is it refreshing if I have to ponder whether gargling my own piss would help erase the taste of this awful gum?"
"Sorry, this gum just really bites the big one.
"If you like Pina Colada’s and getting drunk in the rain..."



Overall Score: 2.64