2.48 - Trident Layers: Green Apple + Golden Pineapple

Layers...those commercials where everyone is talking about how they never get Layers. It is like the Trix Rabbit. Instead of all that crap, why not just go to the store and buy some. Or the Coyote...if he can mail order all that crap to try to catch the Roadrunner, why not just order a pizza? Anyway, back to my point: Layers doesn't live up to the hype.



Participating in this review: Jay, Kevin, Dan, Adam, & Chromer.

Flavor Longevity: 2.60
Jay - 3
Kevin - 4
Dan - 4
Adam - 1
Chromer - 1

Comments:
"It starts off strong, but fades quickly to only a hint of flavor. Then it is just living off past glories, like Bruce Springsteen."
"Who cares...you’re going to spit it out."
"Lasts too long because it tastes of crap."



Taste: 1.80
Jay - 3
Kevin - 2
Dan - 2
Adam - 1
Chromer - 1

Comments:
"The flavor is good, if you like that kind of thing. It was a bit too “clashy” though."
"This gum is horrid!"
"Freaking gross. It tastes like I’m chewing on a penny."
"In a word ‘disappointing’. I was looking forward to the ‘layers of flavor’ and wondering if I should request to have my paycheck converted to Trident gum. However, the taste didn’t live up to the hype. Not good."



Flavor Strength: 3.20
Jay - 4
Kevin - 3
Dan - 4
Adam - 4
Chromer - 1

Comments:
"The strength is good, again if you like the taste."
"The shitty taste never goes away...even when you spit it out!"
"Way too strong! Makes me angry, I can still taste it!"



Texture & Consistency: 3.00
Jay - 5
Kevin - 2
Dan - 5
Adam - 2
Chromer - 1

Comments:
"It's hard to chew at first and then you just spit it out."
"It's awkward, kept missing the gum and biting myself."



Refreshment: 1.80
Jay - 3
Kevin - 2
Dan - 2
Adam - 1
Chromer - 1

Comments:
"Not a much different feeling than just eating candy."
"Nothing about this shit gum is refreshing."
"If refreshment equaled anger this would be a 5."
"If the flavor was actually good, this was be a decent gum. Alas, it was not meant to be."



Overall Score: 2.48