A Review Of Disgust...The Bottom 5 Gums (so far...)

So far, this blog has reviewed 30 gums. The time seems right to review which gums were the most disappointing, gross, pointless, and a waste of your $1.25.

So sit back, relax, and remember, do NOT buy these gums for any reason. Ever. (Well, unless you buy it for someone else who you hate and wish they would die.)


Coming it at #5 Worst Gum with a score of 2.20 is:
Bubblicious Bursts: Mango Peach

Here is a choice comment from that review:
About Refreshment: "Afterward, I had to cleanse the palette with our all time high scoring gum to be refreshed."


Coming it at #4 Worst Gum with a score of 2.08 is:
Trident: Wild Blueberry Twist

Here is a choice comment from that review:
About Refreshment: "As tasty as Fruit Loops are, you know how your mouth feels after eating a bowl of Fruit Loops with Milk, and then drinking the Milk? Yeah, it is kinda like that."


Coming it at #3 Worst Gum with a score of 2.04 is:
Hubba Bubba Max: Cherry Lemonade

Here is a choice comment from that review:
About Taste: "The taste is just horrible. There is just a sour taste that I had to spit out my saliva to ensure I didn’t swallow the horribleness of this gum."


Coming it at #2 Worst Gum with a score of 1.88 is:
Wrigley's Hubba Bubba Glop: Strawberry Gush

Here is a choice comment from that review:
About Flavor Longevity: "Just a few minutes into chewing this gum and BOOM, there is no flavor and it is like you are chewing a piece of paper."


Coming it at #1 Worst Gum with a score of 1.70 is:
Fruit Stripe

Here is a choice comment from that review:
About Taste: "Remember when this gum was “The Gum”? Well it sucks now. Either poor judgment early on or the quality has degraded."